Måjðr Mïkê

I got this from a friend (thanks Mark) and it was so funny to me (some may miss the joke) but if you have ever been a pothead, known one or at least experimented with weed, you’ll get the joke. Or perhaps not! Let’s see.

A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint

When a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, ‘Hey Koala! What are you doing?’

The koala said, ‘Smoking a joint, come up and have some.’

So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints. After a while the  little lizard said that his mouth was ‘dry’ and that he was going to get a drink from the river.

The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell into the river.

A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard, ‘What’s the matter with you?’

The little lizard explained to the  crocodile that he had been sitting with a koala in the tree, smoking a joint, but got too stoned and fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile said that he had to check this out and  walked into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said,

‘Hey you!’

So the koala looked down at him and said,

‘Fuuuuuuck, dude…How much water did you drink!?’

Hope you enjoyed it, if you have seen it already, then I am sorry for the repeat if not, then pass it on to someone who might get a kick out of it and make their day for them.

I got this forwarded to me as a joke and I found it so hilarious that I wanted to share it with the rest of you. I have cleaned it up a bit so it reads better than a messy forward. Hope you have a laugh and brighten your day.

I got some pictures that I found to be so clever and humorous that I needed to share them with you and add my own little commentary. Enjoy!

Anyone recognize how this is done? I mean seriously they have the will to have more fun, I am done after my first stop and can’t take anymore. More power to them.

Remember proofs and theorems in geometry? Well I think this logic diagram certainly gets to the heart of the matter doesn’t it? I mean its clever.

Every hazardous and dangerous substance, object and product in the world comes with a warning label. So how about this for our carnal partners? Just need to find a place to actually put this sign though, ideas?

For those who get things better with diagrams and charts, see why you lose an argument alot? Study it and build a strategy and good luck.

Explaining the complexity of a woman in a visual and easy to understand representation. Still confused? Join the club and have a good one.

Hope you all enjoyed this and come back for more. Pass it along to your favorite women and have them tell you, told you I was complex.

I took these with a utility that comes with a webcam I was setting up for a friend. I guess even serious people can have a little fun with themselves, enjoy.

The phantom has nothing on me, well other than looking better

I missed the 60’s and channeling my inner chill cat, just missing the peace sign.

This is what happens when you look too closely in to a fire, oh the horror.

Imagining what it was like before evolution, I think I look thinner, damn evolution.

I found this so true and funny that I couldn’t help myself but to share it with all of you. I hope you are not squeamish and enjoy it.

Well, it’s shit… That’s right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, And tell others to eat shit.
 
Some people know their shit, while others can’t tell the difference between shit and shinola.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits.

There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.
 
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.
 
You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
 
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
 
Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, And some days are just plain shitty.
 
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.
 
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
 
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
 
Sometimes your breath smells like shit
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit
and other times you fall in a bucket of shit
and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it’s the basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your shit, you don’t need to know anything else!!

You could pass this along, if you give a shit;
or not do so if you don’t give a shit!
Well, Shit, it’s time for me to go.

Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day without a bunch of shit.

But, if you happened to catch a load of shit
from some shit-head………..
Well, Shit Happens!!!

HOPE YOUR SHITTY DAYS ARE FEW AND FAR BETWEEN