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I got this from a friend (thanks Mark) and it was so funny to me (some may miss the joke) but if you have ever been a pothead, known one or at least experimented with weed, you’ll get the joke. Or perhaps not! Let’s see.

A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint

When a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, ‘Hey Koala! What are you doing?’

The koala said, ‘Smoking a joint, come up and have some.’

So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints. After a while the  little lizard said that his mouth was ‘dry’ and that he was going to get a drink from the river.

The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell into the river.

A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard, ‘What’s the matter with you?’

The little lizard explained to the  crocodile that he had been sitting with a koala in the tree, smoking a joint, but got too stoned and fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile said that he had to check this out and  walked into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said,

‘Hey you!’

So the koala looked down at him and said,

‘Fuuuuuuck, dude…How much water did you drink!?’

Hope you enjoyed it, if you have seen it already, then I am sorry for the repeat if not, then pass it on to someone who might get a kick out of it and make their day for them.

I got this forwarded to me as a joke and I found it so hilarious that I wanted to share it with the rest of you. I have cleaned it up a bit so it reads better than a messy forward. Hope you have a laugh and brighten your day.

Your Nutrition IQ is High

Good for you! You definitely know your way around the grocery store (or the farmer’s market or the menu or the … you get the idea). Hopefully you’re putting this amazing knowledge into practice every day, while making sure you’re giving yourself a delicious treat now again. Everyone needs to splurge!

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What’s Your Nutrition IQ? (Take It and Compare to Mine)

Your IQ Score is: 131

You are gifted with the natural fluency of a writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind. Insightful linguists can take complex concepts and articulate them to just about anyone. You have a gift with words and insight into processes and the way people think. These talents enable you to explain things clearly to people. Helen Keller is a great example of an Insightful Linguist. Blind, deaf and mute, she was still able to put things together in her mind and to understand complex ideas. She could do that because she was able to conceptualize ideas internally. Though she could not literally see, she had the visual and spatial skills necessary to understand patterns on an abstract level. She learned to read, write and ultimately became a writer on issues of social justice. You have an uncanny ability to work your way out of sticky situations using your talent with words. Crossword puzzles, debates — you’re particularly well equipped to come out on top since you can read people well. Like Charles Dickens, your verbal skills go far beyond having a good vocabulary. Dickens’ genius was in the artful and descriptive way he crafted sentences. Also Dickensian, is your keen eye for detail and your adeptness for identifying the best way to express an idea based on your given surroundings and circumstances. Your ability to communicate your vision clearly will take you far. So enjoy being perceptive, and make the most of your abilities as an insightful linguist.

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The Classic IQ Test (Take It and Compare to Mine)

Ever get mad at someone or just need to vent or just beat something up to make yourself feel better? Well, you don’t have to admit it for all of us to know we have. Now there is a virtual world in which you can pick on someone and vent your feelings and no one gets hurt.

You can reach my brute here and pick a fight with him any time you want and vicariously take out your anger at me. Create your own character, its simple, quick and free and you don’t even have to sign up. Then get to fighting, its fun and quite addictive really.

Check me out: Major Mike’s Brute and pick a fight with me, it will be fun. You can find the name of my pupils by checking out my dojo and to check out each of them, type:

http://[put their name here].mybrute.com

Some of the high ranking officers are as follows:

• Major J’s Brute
• Lt. Leo’s Brute
• Lt. Heidi’s Brute
• Sgt. Lucius’s Brute
• Lil Citrine’s Brute

Since you can fight the same person only once a day, come pick a fight with me first and then try my other formidable pupils, you might surprise yourself.