Happy Halloween! I know it has been a long while since I have posted anything. I have been in a bit of a rut lately and very busy, so here is a definition of globalization for you on this hopefully lovely Halloween.
Finally, here is a definition of globalization any can understand and to which I can personally relate
Question : What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer : Princess Diana’s death.
Question : How come?
Answer :
An English princess with
an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a French tunnel,
driving a German car
with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian
who was drunk on Scottish whisky,
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles;
treated by an American doctor, using
Brazilian medicines.
This is posted for you by an American,
using Bill Gates’s technology,
and you’re probably reading this on your computer,
that uses Taiwanese
chips, and a
Korean monitor,
assembled by Bangladesh workers
in a Singapore plant,
transported by Indian truck-drivers,
hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
and trucked to you by Mexican illegals…..
That, my friends, is Globalization!
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